Meet the crew
Any app can send a silent notification you'll swipe away. RAWDOGGER's alerts arrive as voice messages from four characters who care about your future slightly more than you do.
Why voices instead of notifications
Because a gray banner that says "fertility window approaching" gets ignored, and a voice saying "danger week starts Tuesday amigo" does not. The alert that actually changes Friday's decision is the one you remember at the moment of decision. Comedy is the delivery vehicle; the calendar math underneath is dead serious.
The roster
- Hank — sweet Texan optimism. Delivers the good weeks like a weather man announcing sunshine, and the danger week like a neighbor warning you about a storm rolling in off the lake.
- Boris — slow, deliberate, seen some things. His danger-week warnings land with the gravity of a man who has personally witnessed consequences.
- Johnny — Brooklyn realist. No sugar. "You want the odds or you want a bedtime story?" Johnny gives you the odds.
- El Vato — fast, warm, fully invested in your life choices. Celebrates green weeks like a cousin at your wedding; announces red ones like a cousin talking you out of a tattoo.
Same crew universe as Spam Slayer's scammer-holding characters — one cast, two jobs: over there they waste scammers' afternoons, over here they guard your weekends.
Avoid mode and trying mode
The crew reads the same calendar both directions. In avoid mode, red days come with warnings. Flip to trying mode and the exact same days become the good news — the crew switches from bodyguard to hype squad. Same math, inverted commentary.
Get the crew
Crew voice alerts ship with Full Send — $4.99 once, no subscription, along with the full month calendar and roster mode. Open RAWDOGGER and the crew walks you through setup themselves. As always: they're funny, the disclaimers aren't — cycle awareness tool, not a contraceptive.