THE JUDGE ISN'T LAUGHING.

Eighteen years, amigo. Signed, sealed, and garnished straight out of your check.

A broke man on the floor as a baby hands him a court order

SPLAT!

And just like that

THERE GOES THE BOAT.

Every other weekend. Half the paycheck. All because nobody read the week.

Now for the good news

There's a smarter way to rawdog.

One date is all it takes. Your crew maps her whole month and tells you which week is the loaded one — before it's too late.

The app

One date. The whole month mapped.

Tell RAWDOGGER the day her last period started. That's it. One date.
It maps the whole month — red days, yellow days, green days. No guesswork.
Your crew reads you the danger week every morning, in their own voice.
Full Send unlocks the month calendar, alerts, and roster mode.

danger edge clear

Your crew

Four characters. One job: keep you clear.

Hank

Your guide

"Count on it, partner."

Boris

The watch

"Nothing gets past me. Nothing."

Johnny

Straight talk

"I'll give it to ya straight."

Vato

The homie

"It's simple, amigo. Órale."

Nobody teaches this

The rules of rawdogging.

There is a right way to do this and a wrong way, same as there is a right way to swing a golf club. The difference is somebody will teach you the golf swing. Here is the form.

Nothing in the chamber.

Don't go in off a recent round. What's left over from last time is still in the plumbing, and that's the part that causes surprises.

Pee before.

Flushes out what's left. The rule almost nobody knows, and the one doing the most work.

Always pull out.

Decide before, not during.

Never double dip.

Once you've finished you're loaded. Flush it out. And don't even think about going back in.

Pee afterward too — but know what that one is for. It cuts your UTI risk and does nothing for pregnancy.

Operational security is layered. All four are the same idea at four moments — whatever is left in the chamber is what gets you. Rule one keeps it empty, rule two flushes it, rule three keeps it out, rule four remembers you reloaded. Know the risk you are taking.

Hear it from Hank